Hello, I Love You

Won’t you tell me your name?

Creepy from anyone but Jim Morrison, right? Like if any normal guy had that for a pickup line, we’d run away screaming. But make it fucking Jim Morrison and it’s everyone’s wet dream. Yeah, I’d say this one is a little bit on the creeper side, which is a side Morrison frequently would walk on, but nobody really minded or noticed how creepy he could be, because dammit he’s so sexy and  glamorous. The guy sang about killing his father and fucking his mother, and girls just swooned. Who said the double standard for beautiful vs. non-beautiful people was just for women? Good looking guys get away with murder. Or at least singing about it with impudence. Add to that the fact that many women are actively attracted to guys who are pricks, and you’ve got the good-looking pricks gliding through life like all the lights are green. Like Jimbo here, who could be an epic dickhead and got away with it scott free. Until, you know, he ran out of green lights.

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