Speaking of happy little Paul McCartneys… Has anything ever been as cute as Paul helping Linda off with her Wellies in this video? A basket of kittens has got nothing on those two. It’s a little-known fact that on the day Paul and Linda wed the purity of their love caused a kitten to spontaneously materialize right there in the courthouse. It’s true, there are pictures. Ok, but seriously, if Paul McCartney has a dark side, I’ve yet to see any sign of it. It’s unbelievable how sane, humble, well-adjusted and nice the man is and has always been. It must be an example of reaping what you sow or something, because aside from a few days in a Japanese prison and that thing with the one-legged gold-digger, McCartney has had a remarkably smooth, scandal-free ride through life. He puts out so much positive energy that nothing dark could possibly ever happen. You could say that, well, his wife died, that was pretty tragic, but I don’t think it was. Of course it’s very sad that Linda died so young, but really, isn’t that the ideal ending? To have an unblemished, happy, wonderful life together until one of you dies? Don’t we all wish we could be in love until we die? To die unreasonably young is always unfair, but to die after living a life of Paul McCartney love songs can’t be that bad. I’d say Paul is one of the luckiest guys alive to have had a love like Linda, and he’d probably tell you the same thing. So yeah, Paul is a pretty enviable person. What kind of rock star sings songs about wanting to own sheep and then goes out and buys him some sheep? I could be a cynic and say all that sappy love stuff and songs about puppy dogs is drivel and blah blah, but you know what, he’s Paul McCartney and his songs about his pets and livestock are still a million times better than most anyone else’s big serious anthems about whatever big serious things you think are more important than sheep. Or just read the things teenage girls are still writing about Paul:
and then on the 18th day of june in the sacred year of 1942, God said, “let there be magic, perfection, and every wish a teenage girl wants and put it into one man” and thus, Paul McCartney was born and God declared the day good
Yep, found that on some teenage chick’s blog just now. Warms yer heart, don’t it?