Bedroom Hymns

“Like Enya mixed with Ophelia” I just read on a comment thread. I agree with the part about Ophelia. I can just see Florence Welch floating downstream with flowers in her hair. I noticed her image before I noticed her music. She has an out of time look. I would say Ophelia, or the Lady in the Lake. Florence has garnered some comparisons to Stevie Nicks too, mainly on the basis of liking billowy sleeves. Comparisons are a cheap measure of worth, anyway. Especially for someone who’s shown some self and originality in her image. The look isn’t worth much either if it’s not backed by some substance. In that department Florence delivers – her voice is an astounding instrument, and she’s already kicked a recognizable style into shape, with her love of powerful crescendos and cresting waves of sound.

Get Away

Atrocious, motion-sickness inducing amateur film job below. Best I could do for ya. It’s rare enough to find Eek-a-Mouse footage, let alone in good quality. The sound is all wonky, and the wordplay gets lost, but you can tell it’s a good song. I’m presuming also that as a highly evolved human being, you already own U-Neek and can listen to it anytime you feel like. If you don’t and you’re completely missing out, there’s a Sylvester Stallone joke in there. Mouse must be a fan – he even wrote a song about Rambo, which is called Rambo.

Book update

Time watching movies or online is well-spent. But time spent reading books is better-spent, and much, much harder to come by. Anytime can be movie time, or internet time. Reading time requires specific circumstances. Peace and quiet in a well-lit cozy place, that is. I know I won’t always have so many hours of quietude to myself. I’ve been trying to relish my reading time as much as I can. If my movie intake suffers, that’s alright. Keeping up with an influx of magazines takes hours out of the day. That’s time well-spent. I’m keeping up on my books as well…

I’d read a little Terry Pratchett a long time ago. The Carpet People, I believe it was, a book for children. Which was quite charming. Pratchett is rather acclaimed and prolific on the fantasy scene, and his Discworld series is very popular. There are closing in on forty of them, and they all take place on some kind of mythical flat-earth. The one I stumbled upon, Making Money, is a fairly recent entry and a direct sequel to something that’s come before, from what I could gather. I wouldn’t say it’s the most exciting fantasy novel I’ve ever touched – it deals with banking and the practicality of introducing paper currency in place of the goldish type. But I have to praise Pratchett’s style. He shares the absurd humor of Douglas Adams, always a welcome element. The funniness carries the book over the essentially boring bits about economy and gold-minting. Plus, there are Golems.

 

On a less fun note, I pulled out of the same donation bin (that’s how I like to acquire stuff) Mary Karr’s memoir The Liars’ Club. In which Karr vividly recollects an unenviable childhood dominated by an unstable, alcoholic mother. Karr’s father comes off throughout as a sympathetic, loving figure, while the mother is frequently terrifying. It’s  not until the end that we learn the dramatic roots of her extreme unhappiness. There’s the parental drinking and fighting, a decrepit grandmother who’s a horror in her own right, dizzying swings from poverty to material comfort and a few traumatic episodes of violence and sexual abuse. All together those things could make for a mawkish poor-me whine-fest, but Karr keeps her head. She makes no bones about having been a mean, unpleasant child, and she brushes off any temptation to feel sorry for herself. Sure, there were some hard times but there were also plenty of good memories and love. The memoir ends on a healing note, when mother faces her demons and it seems like everybody’s going to settle down and be ok. Karr has since published another memoir, chronicling her own adult alcoholism and poor life choices, which just shows how a bad legacy, no matter how well or perceptively examined, carries on from one life to another.

Also somewhat downbeat, Starting Out in the Evening, by Brian Morton. A work I had never heard of and picked up out of a clearance bin on impulse. The term elegiac comes to mind. Morton isn’t the most graceful writer, and at first I was tempted to put the book down. But plain language is no impediment to a good story (as we’ll talk about more shortly) and Morton explores the terrain of aging poignantly. The story revolves around three figures representing three stages of life; a geriatric novelist contemplating his own faded legacy, an upstart grad student intent on refurbishing that legacy, and the writer’s middle aged daughter still trying to find her own place in life. The simplicity of Morton’s writing at first makes the story seem prosaic, but by the end it has become moving. The old writer faces the indignity of his age, and his impending death. The star struck young thing becomes disillusioned when faced with her hero’s evident decrepitude. And the daughter wonders what she’s achieved and where she’s going. It’s a bit sad, but also in a way hopeful. Each character comes to terms with his or her stage of life’s journey, and it ties together to illustrate the inevitable trajectories we all must make. The book jacket promises “Now a Major Motion Picture”. May not sound like a welcoming take-off point for a movie, but I’ve added it to my future watching list.

Now for the big event. I’ve been hearing louder and louder buzz about the whole Stieg Larsson phenomenon. Of course, who hasn’t seen promos for the upcoming Girl With the Dragon Tattoo movie. I just had to know what all the fuss was about. So I bought the book. The book has problems. There are about 200 pages of deathly boring exposition before the plot clicks into gear. There are elaborate introductions for superfluous characters. Unnecessary  detail about the exact dimensions of Lisbeth’s hard drive, who lives in which house across from who, and Swedish guardianship law. Larsson also sees fit to include every instance when a character takes a shower or eats a disgusting-sounding liver and pickle sandwich. Then, the story barrels on for hundreds of pages beyond its natural stopping point (the big reveal and showdown, natch) meticulously tying up all the less compelling running subplots. Also, Larsson can’t really write. His prose is workmanlike, with a flair for dramatically unpoetic descriptions, awkward blocks of exposition between bouts of action, and dialogue that’s neither realistic nor artfully stylized. Nevertheless, underneath these technical shortcomings is a compelling thriller. After the first dull few chapters, I became completely engrossed. You’ve doubtless heard the bare bones of it; there’s a mystery, corruption, family psychodrama, and much touted gruesome violence. It’s in the case of the violence that the loudest criticism of Larsson’s work has come. The original Swedish title of the novel was Men Who Hate Women, and that about sums up Larsson’s main theme. Critics have claimed that Larsson exploited violence against women by making an entertainment of it, all under the pretense of deploring it. But he really does deplore it. Despite the bone-dry tone, the message comes through. Larsson’s books have caught on in a sea of blockheaded, similarly violent thrillers because he had a mission besides telling an exciting story in which girls and boys get raped a lot. He’s righteously pissed-off about the prevalence of cruelty and corruption that persists in a nominally civilized society. Besides, it’s an unfair criticism in the first place. Female victimhood and male depravity are the backbone of the mystery/thriller genre. Dead women are the engine of a million detective stories, and it’s only Stieg Larsson who brings that unspoken undercurrent into the open and makes it his boldly stated main theme. It’s the first angry feminist murder mystery. Though on the other hand, some feminists would deplore the book’s dour view of womanhood as a state of perpetual victimhood. It’s a condescension to portray women as magnets for constant abuse, they would say. Make of that what you will. It’s a flawed work, but one that’s undeniably struck a chord.

 

 

Beautiful People

Superheavy is a gift to people whose favorite Rolling Stones song is Continental Drift. You may have noticed there’s been a dearth of fresh Stones material, excepting fancy reissues packed with decades-old outtakes. Fans speculate what, if anything the boys will mastermind for their 50th anniversary next year. You’ll also have noticed the strained notes in Jagger and Richards’ relationship. The old passionate friendship long ago cooled into a marriage of convenience, and last year Richards threw gasoline on the fire by saying some disparaging things about Jagger’s manhood in his autobiography. Jagger made an I-don’t-need-you move by promptly starting a whole new band. Luckily, Superheavy is anything but a throwaway. Jagger has teamed up with a motley crew alright; ex-Eurythmic turned super-producer Dave Steward, former next-big-thing soul diva Joss Stone, Marley scion Damian, and Bollywood film composer A.R. Rahman. It could’ve been a really weird blunder. It’s a surprise how damn well it works – each participant brings their own element, and they all gel. Jagger hasn’t sounded this enthused in years, trading verses with Stone and even happily digging into a Sanskrit chant. I’ve never cared for Stone’s caterwauling take of Fell In Love With A [Boy], which is what she’s mainly known for, but here she keeps down any melisma and holds her own. Stone and Stewart have both worked with Jagger before, so the big surprise is how well the new kids avail themselves. Rahman provides the aforementioned Sanskrit, and his own exotic vocals, while Marley emerges as an amiable MC. The video for the lead single Miracle Worker makes a no-doubt purposeful nod towards The Stones’ classic Waiting on a Friend video, with Jagger gathering his group on a battered stoop, presumably for a night’s carousing. Whether this is merely a reference to Jagger’s heavy legacy, or a pointed jab towards certain old partners is unclear. What’s clear is that Jagger’s lifelong thirst for trying new things again pays off, and he’s flourishing playing with a brand new team.

Unfortunately, UMG, whatever that is, is keeping Superheavy off YouTube. Choose an online streaming mode at Last.fm, or you could, like, purchase the album asap, omg.

http://www.last.fm/music/SuperHeavy/_/Beautiful+People

Germfree Adolescents

X-Ray Spex only made one album, but made a lasting impact. For a couple of years in the late seventies Spex frontwoman Poly Styrene showed that the artlessness of punk wasn’t just a boys’ game. Though Poly Styrene did things after, like making a solo album and joining the Hare Krishnas, she’d made her legacy entirely on the strength of  the album Germfree Adolescents. It’s not exactly shining with polish or virtuosity, but has the energy of punk, replacing its aggression with offhanded insouciance, and of course Styrene’s high-pitched, broadly accented, thoroughly unique voice. Poly Styrene died on April 25 of this year, an event overshadowed in perceived newsworthiness by the royal wedding. I didn’t see a word about it in print and only learned of her passing from the grousing of a chagrined Morrissey, who had this epitaph to offer:

During the week of the royal dreading, Poly Styrene died. Having made an enormous contribution to British art and sound – at a desperate time when so many of us needed her, Poly Styrene’s death was all but ignored by the British television news media, who instead rained hours and hours of blubbering praise onto Kate Middleton – a woman about whom nothing is known on a personal level. The message is clear: What you achieve in life means nothing compared to what you are born into. Is this Syria??

Of course it’s no surprise that the UK and let alone US media has no thought for someone whose impact took place decades ago, and who never reached or aspired to reach the mainstream. Anyhow, a belated rest in peace for a punk pioneer.

Bad As Me

And speaking of people whose formula never fails to satisfy. Hallelujah, another Tom Waits album that sounds just like a Tom Waits album. Which is precisely what our parched land needs more of. Waits took a while to settle into his best form. In the seventies, he wasn’t weird at all and subsequently not very successful. He found out that the niche for sandpaper-voiced songwriters who sit at the piano was already filled to capacity by Randy Newman and set out to beat a stranger path for himself. Words enough have been spilled describing what Tom Waits sounds like; whiskey-drenched, Vaudevillian, furnace-throated, oompah-band leader, train-hopping depression hobo, poet of the greasy spoon and dive bar, maestro of a musical carousel of his own devising. Et cetera. A Tom Waits album sounds like a Tom Waits album, and there’s a new one.

Gemini Moon

Let it rock, indeed. My lifelong crush Bryan Ferry can do no wrong. That’s why I’ll always keep putting up Mamouna album tracks, until I’ve run out. Admittedly, in 1994 it was looking like Bryan Ferry was stuck in a rut just being Bryan Ferry, but that’s no crime. There’s lots of people who can be accused of coasting on their perfected image. Though sometimes I dearly wish Ferry would be more eccentric, I’d still rather listen to all of Mamouna than nearly anything else from 1994. Finding a formula that fits and really perfecting it is great. Nor has Ferry ever let me down. Music in the 90′s was so awful, and he just went on sounding like it was 1983. It was a lifesaver.

Bad Kids

I think this song escaped from Nile Rodgers’ basement in 1977 and time-traveled straight to Lady Gaga. With that chorus, it belongs underneath a disco ball. Lady Gaga hasn’t made a video for Bad Kids. Not yet. But fear you not, somebody has thought to sync the song to Gaga’s Thierry Mugler advert, which stands much improved. Gaga seems to find videos the most inspiring form of expression, and if she goes on to film one for each Born This Way song it will be no surprise. She’d probably do well, and garner just as much fame if she stops calling herself a pop star, singer or musician and just goes for ‘video performance artist’ instead. And I mean that as no putdown. She takes her videos very seriously, and has made a string of visionary one with no signs of diminished ambition. Next time, Gaga, forget about making a mere record album. Make it a full-length audio-visual art installation. Or just fuck music and make a movie already.

Gaudete

It’s coming up on Yuletide again, and that means one thing – Christmas carols in every public sphere. God knows, there are few things in this world I deplore more than Christmas music. Whoever composed Jingle Bells is roasting in the fiery pits of hell, or deserves to. Most Christmas music is a travesty of all that is sacred and in good taste. The fact that every year, every two-bit has-been pop singer has to make a Christmas album irks me beyond reason. Why is Christmas the time to trot out the worst of the sappy, the anodyne, the juvenile and the inane? Humbug! But I’ll make the exception for a nice 16th century Latin mass. Because anything that old demands respect, and because it’s done so beautifully by Steeleye Span. Maddy Prior’s voice has no place on Earth – it is simply too beautiful. The video below is almost shocking. It’s hard to believe your eyes and ears that human voices can be so perfect, and so perfectly harmonious. I think, for this holiday season, I’ll look into some liturgies. Though Christmas sometimes looks like little more than a mass marketing opportunity, and Saint Nicholas a corporate mascot, it remains a sacred day, and it calls for sacred music.

Bad

Recommended for dance aficionados; Michael Jackson videos. I’m guessing I’m not the only one for whom Jackson became a somewhat less guilty pleasure when he passed away. His death relieved the sickening sensation of watching an airplane fall out of the sky. The loose ends of the saga are still gathering up; Jackson’s physician was recently convicted of manslaughter and avalanches of personal debris is expected to hit auction soon. But it’s a relief the poor man’s finally out of his misery. Let’s enjoy those video for what they are; a master class in pop showmanship. Yeah, he’s starting to lean towards the bad side of freakish. His nose is in a transitional stage, and the hair is a wig (a sad necessity due to second-degree scalp burns suffered in ’84) but he still looks black, and healthy. Whatever. That’s some dancing.

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