
My, that’s lovely. Congratulations to Elton John and David Furnish on their new son, Zachary Jackson Levon, born on Christmas day just like the song says. Elton and David had for a couple of years been trying to adopt a boy from a Ukrainian orphanage but where denied for being over-the-hill and gay. The new baby was born via a surrogate mother in California. Despite what Ukrainian authorities might think, becoming a first-time father at the advanced age of 63 should be absolutely no hindrance. Elton and David have a secure long-term marriage and all the money in the world. Obviously, Elton will be a great father. Just look at him – he’s just a cuddly ball of love, tiaras and all. Anyway, the baby’s full name is Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John. I think Levon Hercules Dwight would have been a better name. Not that it’s anyone’s biznicks.
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