I can’t believe Bowie hasn’t done anything in the studio since 2003. What has he been doing with himself? Sitting on a mountain of cash with his supermodel wife, I presume. He hardly even goes out anymore. It’s been a long, long drag since Reality. The need for something new is pressing. I guess after all those years of heavy living he’s earned himself a nice retirement. But don’t you expect he’d be getting bored by now?