I’m late with my weekly model, sorry about that. I’ve been very busy warming up for the holidays, trying to buff up my atrophied tolerance for alcohol and relearn how to function in societal situations. So the models had to wait. Now without further ado; the tasty Danish truffle Helena Christensen. If you’re thinking “hey she don’t look Danish,” that’s because her mother is Peruvian and that’s where she gets her toasted almond glow. I’m coming up with food imagery because Helena seems like a woman of strong appetites. In fact, she’s an avid cheese lover who’s been very vocal about the sensual pleasures of scarfing a nice pound of cheese or two. A woman after my own heart, clearly.