Celebrity Makeover Special!
I usually don’t do celebrity makeovers, mostly because that market has already been cornered by about fifteen thousand other blogs. That, and I don’t really care very deeply about celebrity hair color. But this is earthshattering news!
Shane MacGowan, Olympic champion of inebriation, has finally had a fresh set of choppers implanted in his head. Since Shane invented punk-folk in the 70s with the Pogues, his teeth have gone from brown and pointy, to black and stubbular to absent completely. Evidently Shane, who balances his heavy drinking with a healthful vegetarian diet, got tired of not being able to chew his food and sprang for some pearly whites. Shane also used his glamorous new look to promote the Irish charity People In Need. Now he actually looks somewhat normal, and not quite so much like Smeagol on a drunken rampage. The question remains; if Shane MacGowan has teeth in his mouth, is nothing sacred anymore? What is the world coming to?
